SEALs on slippery land

*Imagine the following in David Attenborough's voice*

Following is a documentary of how SEALs fare in difficult to extreme conditions. Due to production costs, the release date of this documentary has been delayed, but better late than never. Anyway, today we will be taking a look at how SEALs cope when presented with a terrain so hazardous, they have to struggle to stay alive. I'll take you on a journey of dark roads..., slippery and humid floors..., unknown positions..., and a hall so small one can fit no more than a volleyball court in it. Let's begin.

We begin our journey at Lars' house where the SEALs fished for their dinner to satisfy their hunger. They would soon be moving to a new location to challenge the local herd of Saasveld. Many of the original pack had fallen in the previous battle so they would be challenging Saasveldia with just enough SEALs to fill a team. This however meant that some positions in the herd had been left open so a setter played on opposite, the opposite on outside, and an outside on mid with no substitutions at hand for our substitute leader of the herd, Lars.

The road to Saasveld was long and dark. Thomas in de rented car did not know how to turn on the big lights so the SEALs had hardly any vision. To navigate the swirly roads in the darkness of the night, the senses of the SEALs were on high alert. Luckily the lights of Saasveld loomed between the trees and they safely made it to the territory of the opposing herd.

After changing furs, the SEALs began their battle for dominance in unknown territory. They already knew that the court hall would not be as big as they were used to. This was an understatement, there was no more room than one SEAL at all sides of the court. What they did not know was that due to the weather the hall was very humid. This made the floor very slippery. The SEALs found themselves struggling for grip and unable to make sudden changes in movement. Any of the sorts would result in a SEAL falling to the ground and losing the point. Ironically these evolved SEALs had gotten used to dry land while they now had to fare with slippery conditions much like their ancestors from the Arctic regions. With casualties already running high from the previous match, most SEALs were afraid to do anything 100% as the risk for injury was very high.

The SEALs were in a pinch, they were losing point after point due to these unknown and hazardous conditions. They did do well to block the attacks of the Saasveldians, but any attack that went through and a bit out of reach of the defenders was ungettable. Ultimately this led to the sour retreat of the SEALs. They stood no chance against the top herd of the competition. The SEALs returned to their home territory never wanting to go back to Saasveld again.

The SEALs tried to win over unkown territory

For dominance, points and glory

A slippery court

Wasn't our forte

A documentary of a very sad story